The Best Gifts for Dads Who ‘Don’t Want Anything This Year’

Sleek, spacious, and with more pockets than the inside of a cartoon trenchcoat, this Nike backpack is ideal for the man who lives by the mantra “everything in its right place.”

That exercise bike never got any mileage, but this two-wheeler is sure to hit the road. Plus, he’ll get an outstanding evaluation from his annual physical this year.

Encourage him to pair these trendy sneaks from New Balance x Todd Snyder with some darker denim and his coolest vintage crewneck sweatshirt.

Every dad could use Theragun’s mini massage gun, whether they’re aiming for a PR or just need to wind down after a tough day full of meetings. This one provides plenty of percussive relief while also being small enough to toss in an overnight bag.

A safety razor is effective, old-school, and never goes out of style—just like your dad. This set gets him a chromed-out new handle plus a five-pack of blades to give him a running start on his stubble into the coming weeks.

As he always says, he’s not getting younger, but it’s not too late to convert him to an SPF diehard. Geologie’s one is lightweight and hydrating, plus mattifying so he doesn’t walk out the house looking like a greaseball.

Founded by Kelly Slater, Freaks of Nature packs all kinds of smart and eco-friendly elements in its moisturizer that helps skin stay hydrated. Plus, it feels great on the skin and packs up nicely for travel so there’s no excuse for dad to miss out on taking care of his skin.

While Shania wasn’t that impressed about a dude having a comb in his pocket just in case, your dad will be really impressed with a sturdy yet slim comb to file away in his Dopp kit. Mason Pearson’s is a solid choice considering the brand’s been making combs since 1885 (!), i.e. almost as long as the old geezer’s been around.

Something that’ll make even his cheapest whiskey feel like a vintage Macallan.

Whether it’s for the camping trip or for sneaking into the function, the wide mouth on this eight-ounce flask means no messing with funnels or spilling whiskey when you fill it.

There’s something about watching greens grow from a seed that makes dad want to take care of it and nurture it, sort of like what he did with you.

Somewhere extremely obvious to park his bifocals when they’re not perched on his nose, from the masters of handsome design objets at Craighill.

It’s not like he quit toking just because you were born.

Tired: toot it and boot it. Wired: boat it and tote it. 

Just like everything else from his past, vinyl is cool again. And he didn’t hoard those old records for nothing, so let him listen to his oldies the best way he knows how.

A cool dad needs a way to keep his bevvies cool, too.

Whether it’s some fresh Cali green or a rolled and imported Cuban, dear old dad needs a stylish upgrade to his smoke set. And no one does that better than Houseplant, which is suited well for all kinds of flower thanks to its dual ashtrays and mini-vase.

Once you get him hyped up on wood chips and firing his own pizzas, there’s no turning back. Ooni’s industry-standard pizza ovens for home use are a great gateway, with multiple fuel options to get a flame going.

A versatile carbon steel griddle from chef-approved cookware brand Made In will help him master his own diner breakfasts at home. From sizzling bacon to pressing burgers and flipping flapjacks, it’s got all the real estate for a mean breakfast or lunch, and is just one other reason to stop by for a visit.

The poor man’s wine cellar is right here, delivering the perfect amount of chill to his vino so he doesn’t have to sip it room-temp with dinner.

His BBQ king status remains undefeated, and with this cute portable grill, he’ll be transporting his primo cuts anywhere there’s good weather and open air.

He’s not a regular dad—he’s a spicy dad.

One of our favorite coffee subscriptions for the type of dad who’s a variety seeker in the beans department.

Old No. 7 isn’t going anywhere, but this 12-year-old expression from the heritage brand is perfect for special occasions. Plus, the higher proof makes it even more versatile.

For the home chef, a good gadget that’s also a cooking gadget is always a welcome choice. Now he can make restaurant-quality steaks at home without the $$$ bill, as the Anova Sous Vide will have him channeling his inner Gordon Ramsay.

Any man of a discerning age will tell you that freshness makes a superlative dish. That includes freshly ground spices, which are made quick and easy through this cast iron spice grinder. Not only does it work great, but it also looks like the kind of thing he’ll be bragging about for the rest of the year.

Another cooking essential worth its weight in gold is Tuff’s line of fuego hot sauces. While the brand is known for its original hot sauce, this three-pack sampler is a quick and easy way to familiarize him with some of the brand’s other standouts.

Flamingo Estate’s lush home and garden is well-known to LA natives but for those who haven’t heard, this essentials gift set includes a bevy of quality essentials to upgrade his existing rotation. The secret weapon here? The cilantro citrus jalapeno salt, which will kick his margs up a notch.

“They just don’t make them like they used to,” might be his most famous (and annoying) sayings, but when it comes to jeans, he’s kind of right.

Blundstones are almost as classic as pumpkin spice in fall, and much more useful for clomping around in leaves. If he’s never gone in on one of their Chelsea styles, now’s the time to make an introduction.

Your future heirloom, sorted. And because it’s pure 14k gold, it’ll pass down another generation or two (or two hundred) after you.

Gitman Vintage’s archival button-ups will look like something that’s been in his closet since the ‘80s, meaning they’ll fit right in with the rest of his garms.

Two things dad love: Stretchy pants for the post-dinner bloat and a little extra give around the, ahem, crotch area. For all of the above, Lululemon’s beloved ABC pants (ask him to look up what it means on Bing) deliver.

The only thing better than one scarf is two—which is exactly what he’ll get with this reversible tartan scarf from Alex Mill (a collab with English cashmere brand Joshua Ellis). With both a gingham and traditional plaid, he’lI have two handsome patterns to toggle between.

What’s great about merino is that it’s a natural fiber that regulates body temperature really well. In the case of these gloves, that means they’ll keep his hands warm even when they get sweaty. Plus, the leather palms will get better with age, just like he has.

The perfect shoes for slipping into so he can go get the paper from the lawn.

“Hey, aren’t those the glasses that Tom Cruise fella wears in the movie with the planes?”

Sensible slip-ons that he can use to clomp around the yard and from the mailbox and back.

Whether he’s layering up to rake the yard or kicking back on the couch to watch RedZone, this go-to fall layer is essential—but not as essential as your pops, of course.

The “old man shoe” gets an upgrade for your old man.

No matter if it’s his first sweater polo or he’s already got a closetful, he’ll love this chic addition to his autumn wardrobe.

This Indiana Jones-esque shirt is called “The Captain”—he’s gonna love that as much as he’ll love the functional front pockets, we promise.

Understated, practical, and classic. Plus, Jaxxon’s sustainability will go a long way if dad is eco-conscious.

When in doubt, go cashmere. And Uniqlo’s is one of the most affordable around, with a high-quality fabric that won’t disintegrate after one whirl in the washer.

So the sharpest-dressed guy you know can roll up to the function in style.

A solid striped shirt is a non-negotiable part of any guy’s wardrobe. And, as the old adage goes: Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Give a man a fish shirt… You get the point.

What’s cool about this tie is that it’s sorta like those old Magic Eye puzzles that your dad may have checked out at as a kid. Look a little closer and you’ll spot Gucci’s stylish signature branding: It’s a flex that feels slightly nostalgic.

His doctor (and pretty much everyone in his life) has been telling him to get more active, and a trusty smartwatch from one of the brands that does them best will make sure each and every step towards a healthier lifestyle counts.

He’s not tuning you out on purpose, but with a pair of AirPods, he might actually be now.

He’s always running on 5% battery because he’s always forgetting to charge his phone, but this wireless charger will ensure he’s never close to a technological meltdown again.

Sometimes all he needs is some peace and quiet, even if it’s from you.

Sure, he’s going back to his roots with the vinyl, but dammit if he doesn’t appreciate the spatial audio that the Era 300 speaker supplies, then this is just a great addition to your speaker setup.

He taught you to aim for the stars, now you can help him see them up close with this compact telescope that clips onto his smartphone and allows for a 25x zoom. It’s great for a cloudless night and light enough to toss in a bag for a camping trip.

For him, this will be a handy way to find and charge his iPhone. For you, it’ll finally mark the end of FaceTime calls that are framed like the end of the Blair Witch Project.

Just like everything else from his past, vinyl is cool again. And he didn’t hoard those old records for nothing, so let him listen to his oldies the best way he knows how.

It’s high time the Mr. Coffee that’s been sitting in the corner of the kitchen was sent to its retirement. Fellow’s precision coffee maker is a mighty fine replacement choice and even includes dedicated pre-sets for different roasts to ensure he’s getting the best cup of Joe every morning.

Those banker lamps of yesteryear are so last century. Time to swap for something a bit more modern, like this desk lamp from Steelcase which doubles as a ring light (!) so he can look his absolute best in Zoom calls.